Poem where title is longer than the poem itself:

Title;   'On the Antiquity of Microbes'

Poem: 'Adam 'ad 'em'

Lake Munroe is the only lake in Scotland

Anagrams

United - Untied

Astronomers - No more stars

Lawyers - Sly ware

Parliament - Partial men

Democratic - comic trade

2⁵ x 9² = 2592

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo...

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's a sick bird...

What the difference between a Spanish Admiral and a vacuum cleaner?

One sucks and sucks and never fails...

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny prostitute?

One's a foney buck...

What's the difference between a circus act and the folies bergere?

One's a cunning array of stunts...